Just so you don't think I'm dead or something:
The unifying theme here? Punks worth listening to weren't afraid to dress like idiots. Today's children could learn something from these videos. Jake Burns looks like he's wearing an impossibly bad toupee, for chrissakes.
Oh, okay, here's a Stiff Little Fingers clip where they aren't lip synching:
I can't believe he still has any voice at all, yet I know that he does because SLF still tour. I wonder what it's like, singing these songs of youthful rebellion when you're pushing 50. And it's not like their political songs have aged particularly well, either.